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Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three
Unlock your true potential this year
Author. Satirist. Michigan Man. Florida Man. Dad.
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Unlock your true potential this year
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The light always beckons
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An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
Essays
Heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s come on this journey with me
Fiction
Reader-inspired flash fiction
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The world’s most powerful dictators are very disappointed with you people
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Democracy: fun while it lasted
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Meet the premier alt-right ad agency
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In celebration of the worst season
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Harder, better, faster, stronger
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Dystopia or documentary?
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Honesty’s the best policy