Essays
Everything is Pro Wrestling
Wrestling = Storytelling. Life = Storytelling. Wrestling = Life.
Author. Satirist. Michigan Man. Florida Man. Dad.
Essays
Wrestling = Storytelling. Life = Storytelling. Wrestling = Life.
Satire
The extinction-level breakup y'all deserve
Essays
Meet Amran Gowani, A Stay-at-Home Dad Breaking the Cycle of Fatherly Neglect
Humor
There can be only one
Humor
Talk to your kids about democracy, before it’s too late
Essays
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Humor
That means vote, not watch my alma mater's flailing football program
Satire
Even Mo Willems can't escape the culture war
Tidbits
Seen in the wild
Recommendations
A shockingly prescient film
Satire
Justice vs. Democracy
Publishing
Inspired by true events