Essays
Welcome to the Party, Pal
Writing novels, what I've learned about online publishing, algorithms, and why email remains the future
Amran Gowani
Author. Satirist. Michigan Man. Florida Man. Dad.
Humor
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors
Do I attract weird people, or am I the weird person?
Humor
Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
A dark meditation on the joys of modern parenting
Satire
TL;DR: The Economist, 2016-22
A loving ode to a once great newspaper
Satire
Improve Neighborhood Security — Vote for Your Favorite Private Mercenary Group!
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures
Satire
Yo, Did You Guys Hear Will and Chris Got Physical?
Like, how did everyone miss this?
Satire
I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship
Dook's the champion you people deserve
Humor
Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls
Karen's gotta Karen
Humor
My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification
Talk to your kids about gentrification, before it's too late
Satire
Depressed Florida Man Wants Less Time with Family
Some people are simply unsatisfiable
Humor
Dad’s Off the Chain
I learned it from watching you, Dad!
Satire
A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols
We're not all in this together