MEMBERSHIP

I'm a prolific content creator and since December 2021 I’ve written and produced more than 200 unique pieces.

While my creative strategy remains evergreen, I consistently cover contemporary issues with a humorous and satirical bent. My stories will make you laugh—or cry, or rage—and teach you something new in the process.

Paid Membership

Rather than hawk yet another recurring subscription you rightfully don't want to pay for, I consider my newsletter and the material on my website to be a living story collection.

Ergo, like a proper book, once you pony up, you can access my entire portfolio as much and as often as you like. To be more specific, a one-time payment of $19.99 allows paid members to:

1. Receive all new pieces via email—typically one or two missives per month
2. Enjoy unlimited lifetime access to my ever-expanding archive
3. Achieve enlightenment

When you're ready to take the plunge, enter your email address into this not-at-all conspicuous box: