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NEWSLETTER

I'm a prolific short-form content creator and since December 2021 I’ve written and produced almost 200 unique pieces.

While my so-called content strategy is ever-evolving, I consistently cover contemporary issues with a humorous and satirical bent. My short-form material will make you laugh (or cry, or rage) and teach you something new in the process.

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I don’t adhere to a rigid schedule, but I aim to publish at least one new piece per month. When I’m experiencing a particularly productive phase, I may post up to once per week.

I publish a wide variety of pieces, typically in the following formats:

  • Humor & Satire: I specialize in sketch-like comedy and razor-sharp satire so nightmarishly funny no respectable outlet will touch me.
  • Poetry: My invariably depressing poems document the death of our planet and the decline of our empire.
  • Recommendation: I analyze and review books, movies, and related media and recommend works which deserve your precious time and attention.
  • Jargon Junction: These didactic yet hilarious guides decipher the dark arts of neoliberalism.
  • News Roundup: I serve up five informative and/or absurd news stories from the worlds of Big Business, Corporate America, and Wall Street with a vicious side of one-liners.
  • Publishing Updates: I provide periodic updates on my path to publication and share links to recent media and publicity events.

New posts are free for everyone and typically distributed via email—though I do publish directly to my website from time to time.

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Readers can obtain unlimited access to my ever-expanding archive for an annual payment of $19.99.

While I realize paid subscriptions are annoying and unsustainable—and I certainly don’t expect to generate significant income from producing this newsletter—cold hard cash from generous humans like you ascribes “value" to my existence, keeps this newsletter free from Big Tech's cynical clutches, and is much appreciated.

Pro Tip #1: Subscribe for one year, read everything in the archive, and downgrade back to a free subscription when your paid access expires.
Pro Tip #2: Use the search icon on my landing page to peruse my portfolio with site tags such as "humor," "satire," "parenting," "essays," "recommendations," etc.

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