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NEWSLETTER

Laugh (or cry, or rage) and learn

I'm a prolific creator of short-form content and since December 2021 I've written hundreds of hilarious pieces.

My expansive portfolio features an entertaining mélange of razor-sharp satire, humorous essays, flash fiction, poetry, parenting riffs, media recommendations, and more.

Pro Tip: Using the search icon on my landing page, you can peruse the entire collection with site Tags such as "humor," "satire," "parenting," "holidays," "recommendations," etc.

While my creative strategy is ever-evolving, I consistently cover contemporary issues with a humorous and satirical bent. My short-form material will make you laugh (or cry, or rage) and teach you something new in the process.

What You Get for Signing Up

I publish new pieces a few times per month, typically in the following formats:

  • Humor & Satire: I specialize in sketch-like comedy and razor-sharp satire so nightmarishly funny no respectable outlet will touch me.
  • Poetry: My invariably depressing poems document the death of our planet and the decline of our empire.
  • Recommendation: I analyze and review books, movies, and related media and recommend works which deserve your precious time and attention.
  • Jargon Junction: My didactic yet hilarious guides decipher the dark arts of neoliberalism.
  • News Roundup: I serve up five informative and/or absurd news stories from the worlds of Big Business, Corporate America, and Wall Street with a vicious side of one-liners.

I also provide periodic updates on my publishing misadventures and share links to recent media and publicity events. To sign up, insert your email address into this not-at-all conspicuous box:

A Quick Note on Paid Subscriptions

I realize the paid subscription craze sucks ass and is both pathetic and unsustainable. Nonetheless, in order to keep my creative work free from Big Tech's cynical clutches, I need to spend circa $500 of my wife's money to operate this website and publish my newsletter each year.

If you can spare $19.99 for an annual subscription you'll get to read every single piece in the archive, which is—objectively—a monster deal. If that's not motivation enough, consider the plight of my children.

Pro Tip: Upgrade to the paid subscription tier for one year, read everything behind the paywall, then revert back to the free tier for the rest of your miserable life.