NEWSLETTER
I'm a prolific creator of short-form content and I've written over 200 (!!!) unique pieces since December 2021.
My expansive portfolio features an entertaining mélange of razor-sharp satire, humorous essays, flash fiction, poetry, parenting riffs, media recommendations, and more.
Pro Tip: Using the search icon on my landing page, you can peruse the entire collection with site Tags such as "humor," "satire," "parenting," "holidays," "recommendations," etc.
While my creative strategy is ever-evolving, I consistently cover contemporary issues with a humorous and satirical bent. My short-form material will make you laugh (or cry, or rage) and teach you something new in the process.

What You Get for Signing Up
I tend to publish once or twice per month, typically in the following formats:
- Humor & Satire: I specialize in producing sketch-like comedy and razor-sharp satire so nightmarishly funny no respectable outlet will touch me.
- Poetry: My invariably depressing poems document the death of our planet and the decline of our empire.
- Recommendation: I analyze and review books, movies, and related media and recommend works which deserve your precious time and attention.
- Jargon Junction: These didactic yet hilarious guides decipher the dark arts of neoliberalism.
- News Roundup: I serve up five informative and/or absurd news stories from the worlds of Big Business, Corporate America, and Wall Street with a vicious side of one-liners.
I also provide periodic updates on my publishing misadventures and share links to recent media and publicity events.
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