Online Bullying

As many of you know, my old boss Kash "Money" Cash, founder of the anti-humanist hedge fund Misanthropic Capital, recently created a TikTok account. His sole motivation is to bully me online and derail the launch of my forthcoming novel Leverage.

The depth some people will sink to in order to garner attention in today's hyper-competitive media landscape is both sad and sickening.

Thankfully, thus far everyone on the platform appears to be ignoring him.

While I certainly don't want to amplify Kash's hate-mongering, for the sake of transparency I feel it's my responsibility to condemn his disgusting campaign and update my faithful supporters about his online activities.

After Kash posted his initial volley announcing his pathetic campaign, he began spewing unconscionable bile and saying the most grotesque things imaginable about me and everyone in my orbit.

What follows are some lowlights.

Pro Tip: If you don't have a TikTok account, the video embeds should play automatically if you open this post in your web browser. If you want the full Kash experience, try viewing these posts in a private/incognito tab.

Content Warning: Virulent racism, nightmarish misogyny, neoliberalism.

In his second post, Kash described the biography on my personal website with total contempt.

A few days later, at the NonfictioNOW 2025 Conference at Notre Dame University, Kash recapped the takeaways from my panel discussion on the pros and cons of using the Substack creator platform. He absolutely ripped the profitless tech company, but came to a surprising conclusion regarding the service's societal utility.

On June 14, to celebrate POTUS-45/47's birthday, Kash thanked America's greatest and final president for allowing the oligarch class to enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else. This is by far his most popular video.

On Father's Day, in a vicious and extremely personal attack, Kash excoriated me for refusing to work at his toxic hedge fund and discussed how he planned to spend his special day like a "real man."

In possibly his most virulent video to date, Kash said shockingly racist things about my friend Dennard Dayle and vomited venom all over his hilarious new novel How to Dodge a Cannonball.

Elevating nihilism to entirely new heights, Kash explained how he plans to handsomely profit from World War III.

In a breathtakingly tone-deaf missive, Kash complained about TikTok's anti-bullying policies and somehow twisted his toxicity into an ill-informed diatribe about free speech. In fairness to Kash, the stats do suggest TikTok throttled this video.

Last weekend Kash described the power of networking, and how a Princeton Alumni event in Chicago facilitated multiple highly illicit and extremely profitable transactions for his corrupt empire.

And finally, in a win for the law of unintended consequences, Kash had to clean his own bathrooms after ICE deported his five housekeepers. On the other hand, his cronies at Paul Weiss are working tirelessly to repeal the 14th Amendment and have me shipped back to wherever TF I'm from.

All in all, I'm happy to report Kash's campaign of terror—while ripe with derogatory and defamatory content—is failing to gain traction.

If you dare, you can stay abreast of future nightmares by following Kash HERE.