06
Jan
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns
3 min read
HOT OFF THE PRESS
31
Dec
Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three
Unlock your true potential this year
4 min read
24
Dec
Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink
The light always beckons
5 min read
16
Dec
Dinosaurs Don’t Kill People
An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
7 min read
25
Nov
Celebrating an Entire Year of Madness
Heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s come on this journey with me
6 min read
18
Nov
Flash Fiction Story Bag (Vol. 1)
Reader-inspired flash fiction
8 min read
11
Nov
Puppet Master Postmortem
The world’s most powerful dictators are very disappointed with you people
6 min read
04
Nov
Last Known U.S. Senate Roster
Democracy: fun while it lasted
4 min read
02
Nov
Vote or Die Returns
Meet the premier alt-right ad agency
15 min read
28
Oct
A Halloween Hodgepodge
In celebration of the worst season
4 min read