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Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
A dark meditation on the joys of modern parenting
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TL;DR: The Economist, 2016-22
A loving ode to a once great newspaper
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Improve Neighborhood Security — Vote for Your Favorite Private Mercenary Group!
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures
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Yo, Did You Guys Hear Will and Chris Got Physical?
Like, how did everyone miss this?
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I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship
Dook's the champion you people deserve
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Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls
Karen's gotta Karen
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My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification
Talk to your kids about gentrification, before it's too late
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Depressed Florida Man Wants Less Time with Family
Some people are simply unsatisfiable
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Dad’s Off the Chain
I learned it from watching you, Dad!
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A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols
We're not all in this together
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Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406
What a shit job
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K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript
The groomers are all around us