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Kindergarten Culture Day: What Makes Your Family Special?
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Kindergarten Culture Day: What Makes Your Family Special?

11 May 2022 4 min read
Welcome to the Party, Pal
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Welcome to the Party, Pal

07 May 2022 14 min read
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors
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One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors

27 Apr 2022 4 min read
Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
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Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death

19 Apr 2022 3 min read
TL;DR: The Economist, 2016-22
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TL;DR: The Economist, 2016-22

14 Apr 2022 3 min read
Improve Neighborhood Security — Vote for Your Favorite Private Mercenary Group!
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Improve Neighborhood Security — Vote for Your Favorite Private Mercenary Group!

08 Apr 2022 4 min read
Yo, Did You Guys Hear Will and Chris Got Physical?
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Yo, Did You Guys Hear Will and Chris Got Physical?

01 Apr 2022 3 min read
I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship
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I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship

31 Mar 2022 4 min read
Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls
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Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls

25 Mar 2022 7 min read
My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification
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My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification

19 Mar 2022 4 min read
Depressed Florida Man Seeks Less Time with Family
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Depressed Florida Man Seeks Less Time with Family

14 Mar 2022 4 min read
Dad’s Off the Chain
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Dad’s Off the Chain

10 Mar 2022 5 min read
A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols
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A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols

04 Mar 2022 3 min read
Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406
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Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406

02 Mar 2022 4 min read
K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript
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K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript

27 Feb 2022 6 min read
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Nuclear Weapons
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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Nuclear Weapons

11 Feb 2022 4 min read
How to Stimulate the Economy
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How to Stimulate the Economy

03 Feb 2022 4 min read
2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass
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2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass

01 Feb 2022 3 min read
PRESS RELEASE: Omicron Variant Fastest Healthcare Product Launch Since Black Death
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PRESS RELEASE: Omicron Variant Fastest Healthcare Product Launch Since Black Death

14 Jan 2022 3 min read
America Unites Against the CTU
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America Unites Against the CTU

07 Jan 2022 4 min read
Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep
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Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

31 Dec 2021 3 min read
Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666
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Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666

24 Dec 2021 5 min read
Covid Christmas Classics
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Covid Christmas Classics

21 Dec 2021 3 min read
Nature Always Wins
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Nature Always Wins

16 Dec 2021 3 min read
A Reply from Santa, You Ungrateful Little Shits
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A Reply from Santa, You Ungrateful Little Shits

07 Dec 2021 4 min read
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