Essays
Team Sanity
The question is simple: Are you for or against humanity?
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
Humor
How to Read More Books
Big sacrifices, bigger rewards
Publishing
Seven-Year Stretch
Resting, recharging, and returning to the grind
Humor
Cognitive Dissonance
Going mad is the sane response
Publishing
Back to Basics
Navigating the wasteland as an irrelevant novelist
Essays
Forty-Five Things a Man Does
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Publishing
Self Refraction
A no holds barred interview with my enhanced clones
Humor
Fear and Loathing at Camp Michigania
Glamping with the 1%
Essays
Newsletter Economics: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Analyzing humanity's least profitable business model
Essays
How to Escape the Platform Industrial Complex
Your brain's begging to be unscrambled
Publishing
A Love Letter to Indie Bookstores
A rare bit of inspiration from your boy
Publishing
A Ghostly Tidbit
The end of an era