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Straight talk from your boy.

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Supply and Demand

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Recommendation: Wild Things

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A Conversation with GPT-7

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One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated First Graders

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Watch Your Language

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I Finished My Dang Novel!

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Reputation

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Marriage Equality

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How to Survive the U.S. Healthcare System

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Some Sardonic Tidbits

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Moral Hazard

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns

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Dinosaurs Don’t Kill People

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Celebrating an Entire Year of Madness

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A Halloween Hodgepodge

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Everything is Pro Wrestling

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“Dad! Wass for Bweakfass?”

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy

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Forty-Two Goals for the Next Forty-Two Years

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Go Blue in 2022

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Announcing the Winners of Our Sixth Annual Children’s Book Cleanse!

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Algorithms

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Mass Shootings