Essays
A Heartfelt Tidbit
Big ups, fam
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
Essays
Forty-Four Rules for Life
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Satire
Nation of Degeneration
All for the cash, man
Humor
How to Stay Married for the Long Haul
Staying married takes sabotage
Humor
Madness Begets Madness
A daddy-daughter critique session
Publishing
How I Banked a Big Five Book Deal
Never give in, never surrender
Publishing
A Literary Hodgepodge
Plus, your boy got a Big Five book deal!
Satire
Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four
Things aren't looking up
Essays
2023 Year in Review
While the world burned, your boy made moves
Essays
Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 3)
Trolls on parade
Publishing
Taking Stock and Giving Thanks
Five years later, the madness is just getting started
Publishing
Certain Things Have Come to Light
This aggression will have representation, man