Essays

Straight talk from your boy.
13
Dec
A Heartfelt Tidbit

A Heartfelt Tidbit

3 min read
04
Sep
Forty-Four Rules for Life

Forty-Four Rules for Life

Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
4 min read
08
Jul
Nation of Degeneration

Nation of Degeneration

5 min read
14
Jun
How to Stay Married for the Long Haul

How to Stay Married for the Long Haul

7 min read
11
May
Madness Begets Madness

Madness Begets Madness

5 min read
13
Apr
How I Banked a Big Five Book Deal

How I Banked a Big Five Book Deal

Never give in, never surrender
8 min read
02
Apr
A Literary Hodgepodge

A Literary Hodgepodge

Plus, your boy got a Big Five book deal!
4 min read
31
Dec
Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four

Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four

Things aren't looking up
4 min read
17
Dec
2023 Year in Review

2023 Year in Review

4 min read
03
Dec
Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 3)

Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 3)

7 min read