Publishing
I Finished My Dang Novel!
Well, the first draft at least
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Marriage Equality
Talk to your kids about marriage equality, before it's too late
Humor
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Reputation
Talk to your kids about reputation, before it's too late
Humor
How to Survive the U.S. Healthcare System
You’ll need Batman’s resolve and Bruce Wayne’s inheritance
Humor
Some Sardonic Tidbits
Springtime funnies
Humor
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Alderpersons
A pseudo-legitimate dispatch from the mean streets of Chicago
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Moral Hazard
Talk to your kids about moral hazard, before it's too late
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns
Talk to your kids about diminishing returns, before it’s too late
Satire
Dinosaurs Don’t Kill People
An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
Essays
Celebrating an Entire Year of Madness
Heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s come on this journey with me
Holidays
A Halloween Hodgepodge
In celebration of the worst season
Essays
Everything is Pro Wrestling
Wrestling = Storytelling. Life = Storytelling. Wrestling = Life.