Essays
“Dad! Wass for Bweakfass?”
Meet Amran Gowani, A Stay-at-Home Dad Breaking the Cycle of Fatherly Neglect
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
Humor
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy
Talk to your kids about democracy, before it’s too late
Essays
Forty-Two Goals for the Next Forty-Two Years
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Humor
Go Blue in 2022
That means vote, not watch my alma mater's flailing football program
Satire
Announcing the Winners of Our Sixth Annual Children’s Book Cleanse!
Even Mo Willems can't escape the culture war
Publishing
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Writers
Inspired by true events
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Algorithms
Talk to your kids about algorithms, before it's too late
Parenting
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Mass Shootings
Talk to your kids about mass shootings, before it’s too late
Essays
Welcome to the Party, Pal
Writing novels, what I've learned about online publishing, algorithms, and why email remains the future
Humor
Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls
Karen's gotta Karen
Humor
My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification
Talk to your kids about gentrification, before it's too late
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Nuclear Weapons
Talk to your kids about nuclear weapons, before it's too late