16
Dec
Dinosaurs Don’t Kill People
An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
7 min read
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
25
Nov
Celebrating an Entire Year of Madness
Heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s come on this journey with me
6 min read
28
Oct
A Halloween Hodgepodge
In celebration of the worst season
4 min read
30
Sep
Everything is Pro Wrestling
Wrestling = Storytelling. Life = Storytelling. Wrestling = Life.
13 min read
17
Sep
“Dad! Wass for Bweakfass?”
10 min read
09
Sep
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy
8 min read
04
Sep
Forty-Two Goals for the Next Forty-Two Years
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
3 min read
02
Sep
Go Blue in 2022
That means vote, not watch my alma mater's flailing football program
7 min read
26
Aug
Announcing the Winners of Our Sixth Annual Children’s Book Cleanse!
Even Mo Willems can't escape the culture war
5 min read
05
Aug
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Writers
Inspired by true events
5 min read