Holidays

Dark, depraved, and festive madness.
13
Dec
Five of My Favorite Things

Five of My Favorite Things

An on-brand holiday guide
3 min read
27
Sep
Pumpkin-Spiced Senescence: A Poem

Pumpkin-Spiced Senescence: A Poem

A poem about fall
31
Dec
Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four

Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four

Things aren't looking up
4 min read
24
Dec
Charlie Brown’s War Journal: Promethean Incel

Charlie Brown’s War Journal: Promethean Incel

Love always prevails
8 min read
31
Dec
Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three

Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three

Unlock your true potential this year
4 min read
24
Dec
Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink

Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink

The light always beckons
5 min read
28
Oct
A Halloween Hodgepodge

A Halloween Hodgepodge

In celebration of the worst season
4 min read
01
Feb
2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass

2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass

A fitting avatar for a fitting year
3 min read
31
Dec
Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

Just give up already
3 min read
24
Dec
Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666

Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666

Nothing can stop me
5 min read