Satire
St. Valentine's Devolution
Lust by the ages
Holidays
Dark, depraved, and festive madness.
Holidays
Twenty-Six Certainties for Twenty-Twenty-Six
The devolution continues
Satire
Tiny Tim's War Journal: Karmic Retribution
Treat each and every day like Christmas
Recommendations
Five of My Favorite Things in 2025
An on-brand gift guide
Poetry
Indomitable Spirit: A Poem
A poem about Christmas
Recommendations
Recommendation: It's a Wonderful Life
A classic for a reason
Recommendations
Five of My Favorite Things in 2024
An on-brand gift guide
Holidays
Pumpkin-Spiced Senescence: A Poem
A poem about fall
Satire
Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four
Things aren't looking up
Satire
Charlie Brown’s War Journal: Promethean Incel
Love always prevails
Holidays
Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three
Unlock your true potential this year
Holidays
Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink
The light always beckons