13
Dec
Five of My Favorite Things
An on-brand holiday guide
3 min read
Holidays
Dark, depraved, and festive madness.
27
Sep
Pumpkin-Spiced Senescence: A Poem
A poem about fall
31
Dec
Twenty-Four Predictions for Twenty-Twenty-Four
Things aren't looking up
4 min read
24
Dec
Charlie Brown’s War Journal: Promethean Incel
Love always prevails
8 min read
31
Dec
Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three
Unlock your true potential this year
4 min read
24
Dec
Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink
The light always beckons
5 min read
28
Oct
A Halloween Hodgepodge
In celebration of the worst season
4 min read
01
Feb
2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass
A fitting avatar for a fitting year
3 min read
31
Dec
Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep
Just give up already
3 min read
24
Dec
Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666
Nothing can stop me
5 min read