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A Fatalist's Guide to Father's Day

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Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out

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The Critics Have Spoken

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One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors

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Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death

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Karen Chronicles: The Lost Girls

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My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification

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Dad’s Off the Chain

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Nuclear Weapons

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How to Stimulate the Economy

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Eight New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

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Nature Always Wins

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A Reply from Santa, You Ungrateful Little Shits

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Unruly Preschooler Learns Lesson the Hard Way