23
Feb
How to Negotiate with Terrorists
Never compromise, never back down, never surrender
5 min read
Humor
Funny stuff from a funny guy.
27
Jan
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Alderpersons
A pseudo-legitimate dispatch from the mean streets of Chicago
12 min read
06
Jan
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Moral Hazard
1 min read
06
Jan
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns
3 min read
04
Nov
Last Known U.S. Senate Roster
Democracy: fun while it lasted
4 min read
30
Sep
Everything is Pro Wrestling
Wrestling = Storytelling. Life = Storytelling. Wrestling = Life.
13 min read
16
Sep
Clash of the Titans
There can be only one
5 min read
09
Sep
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy
8 min read
04
Sep
Forty-Two Goals for the Next Forty-Two Years
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
3 min read
02
Sep
Go Blue in 2022
That means vote, not watch my alma mater's flailing football program
7 min read