04
Sep
Forty-Two Goals for the Next Forty-Two Years
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
3 min read
Humor
Funny stuff from a funny guy.
02
Sep
Go Blue in 2022
That means vote, not watch my alma mater's flailing football program
7 min read
05
Aug
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Writers
Inspired by true events
5 min read
29
Jul
Selected Answers to Our Totally Kid-friendly Summer Activity Guide
They grow up so fast
6 min read
15
Jul
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Algorithms
5 min read
17
Jun
A Fatalist's Guide to Father's Day
Start lowering your expectations now
3 min read
08
Jun
Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out
A totally kid-friendly summer activity guide
4 min read
13
May
The Critics Have Spoken
2 min read
27
Apr
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors
Do I attract weird people, or am I the weird person?
4 min read
19
Apr
Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
A dark meditation on the joys of modern parenting
3 min read