Parenting

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Self Refraction

A no holds barred interview with my enhanced clones

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My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Oligarchs

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Holidays

Words of Wisdom from Prestige TV’s Most Affectionate Fathers

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Key Terms Indicating Your Breakfast Cereal Contains a Lethal Dose of Added Sugar

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Supply and Demand

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One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated First Graders

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An Inappropriate Parenting Tidbit

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Reputation

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Marriage Equality

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An Insane Tidbit

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Your Son’s Preschool Progress Report

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Poetry

The Poetry of Parenting

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How to Negotiate with Terrorists

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Moral Hazard

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns

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“Dad! Wass for Bweakfass?”

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Clash of the Titans

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My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy

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Selected Answers to Our Totally Kid-friendly Summer Activity Guide

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My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Algorithms

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A Fatalist's Guide to Father's Day

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Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out

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Parenting

My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Mass Shootings

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Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death

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My Son and I Had the Talk -- About Gentrification