Satire
Your Son’s Preschool Progress Report
He’s completely normal, just burdened with a Y-chromosome
Parenting
Kids say the darnedest things.
Poetry
The Poetry of Parenting
Your biological imperative will be your undoing
Humor
How to Negotiate with Terrorists
Never compromise, never back down, never surrender
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Moral Hazard
Talk to your kids about moral hazard, before it's too late
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Diminishing Returns
Talk to your kids about diminishing returns, before it’s too late
Essays
“Dad! Wass for Bweakfass?”
Meet Amran Gowani, A Stay-at-Home Dad Breaking the Cycle of Fatherly Neglect
Humor
Clash of the Titans
There can be only one
Humor
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Democracy
Talk to your kids about democracy, before it’s too late
Satire
Selected Answers to Our Totally Kid-friendly Summer Activity Guide
They grow up so fast
Humor
My Daughter and I Had the Talk -- About Algorithms
Talk to your kids about algorithms, before it's too late
Humor
A Fatalist's Guide to Father's Day
Start lowering your expectations now
Humor
Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out
A totally kid-friendly summer activity guide