Poetry
Moral Relativism: A Poem
A poem about gratitude
Poetry
Dark and always deranged poems.
Poetry
Transitive Property: A Poem
A poem about politicians
Poetry
Dark Chocolate: A Poem
A poem about Halloween
Poetry
Size Matters Not: A Poem
A poem about gerrymandering
Holidays
Pumpkin-Spiced Senescence: A Poem
A poem about fall
Poetry
Sad Boy Poetry
It's tough to be a man
Poetry
A Life in Forty-Three Verses
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Poetry
Faustian Failure: A Poem
A poem about novel writing
Poetry
The Poetry of Parenting
Your biological imperative will be your undoing
Humor
Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
A dark meditation on the joys of modern parenting