10
Feb
Goodell’s War Journal: Unbreakable Shield
Some institutions really are too big to fail
10 min read
Satire
Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
24
Jan
Deep State Holdings LLC Announces Key Business Updates
War: more profitable than pestilence
5 min read
20
Jan
The Davos of Davos
How the 1% of the 0.01% get down
5 min read
13
Jan
General P. G. T. Beauregard Elementary School's 130th Annual Spelling Bee!
The master race can spell too
4 min read
31
Dec
Aspirational Horoscopes for Twenty-Twenty-Three
Unlock your true potential this year
4 min read
24
Dec
Rudolph’s War Journal: Back from the Brink
The light always beckons
5 min read
16
Dec
Dinosaurs Don’t Kill People
An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
7 min read
18
Nov
Flash Fiction Story Bag (Vol. 1)
Reader-inspired flash fiction
8 min read
11
Nov
Puppet Master Postmortem
The world’s most powerful dictators are very disappointed with you people
6 min read
04
Nov
Last Known U.S. Senate Roster
Democracy: fun while it lasted
4 min read