Satire
When Bruce Met Tony
An oligarch love story
Satire
Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
Satire
The Tragic Tale of the Four Little Condo Owners
A cautionary parable for these dark times
Humor
Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out
A totally kid-friendly summer activity guide
Satire
Hey Pal, Looks Like You’ve Totally Given Up on Your Daily Move Goal, Huh?
Apple cares deeply about your health and wellness (e.g., data)
Satire
Are You Ready for MBA Reunion Weekend?!
Two years and $150,000 well spent
Satire
The Critics Have Spoken
My newsletter debuts to mixed reviews
Satire
Kindergarten Culture Day: What Makes Your Family Special?
Diversity is the strength of our community
Humor
One-Sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors
Do I attract weird people, or am I the weird person?
Satire
TL;DR: The Economist, 2016-22
A loving ode to a once great newspaper
Satire
Improve Neighborhood Security — Vote for Your Favorite Private Mercenary Group!
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures
Satire
Yo, Did You Guys Hear Will and Chris Got Physical?
Like, how did everyone miss this?
Satire
I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship
Dook's the champion you people deserve