31
Mar
I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship
4 min read
Satire
Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
14
Mar
Depressed Florida Man Wants Less Time with Family
Some people are simply unsatisfiable
4 min read
04
Mar
A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols
We're not all in this together
3 min read
02
Mar
Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406
What a shit job
4 min read
27
Feb
K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript
The groomers are all around us
6 min read
01
Feb
2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass
A fitting avatar for a fitting year
3 min read
14
Jan
PRESS RELEASE: Omicron Variant Fastest Healthcare Product Launch Since Black Death
Pestilence equals profit
3 min read
07
Jan
America Unites Against the CTU
4 min read
24
Dec
Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666
Nothing can stop me
5 min read
21
Dec
Covid Christmas Classics
Singalongs for the whole family this holiday season
3 min read