Satire

Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
31
Mar
I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship

I, the One True God, Have Forsaken You, and That’s Why Duke Will Win the National Championship

4 min read
14
Mar
Depressed Florida Man Wants Less Time with Family

Depressed Florida Man Wants Less Time with Family

Some people are simply unsatisfiable
4 min read
04
Mar
A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols

A Message from Sunshine Academy Preschool Regarding Updated Covid-19 protocols

We're not all in this together
3 min read
02
Mar
Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406

Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406

What a shit job
4 min read
27
Feb
K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript

K-8 Sexual Health Education Forum: LSC Transcript

The groomers are all around us
6 min read
01
Feb
2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass

2022 Officially the Year of the Baboon’s Ass

A fitting avatar for a fitting year
3 min read
14
Jan
PRESS RELEASE: Omicron Variant Fastest Healthcare Product Launch Since Black Death

PRESS RELEASE: Omicron Variant Fastest Healthcare Product Launch Since Black Death

Pestilence equals profit
3 min read
07
Jan
America Unites Against the CTU

America Unites Against the CTU

4 min read
24
Dec
Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666

Santa’s War Journal: December 24th, 2021 , Entry 78,666

Nothing can stop me
5 min read
21
Dec
Covid Christmas Classics

Covid Christmas Classics

Singalongs for the whole family this holiday season
3 min read