23
Oct
The Fiduciary: A Poem
A Homeric takedown of Tim Cook
2 min read
Satire
Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
19
Sep
Everybody's a Critic
Today's authors take whatever coverage they can get
3 min read
26
Aug
Are You Trapped in a Haunted Hype House or a Toxic Hedge Fund?
A satirical collaboration with the brilliant Leigh Stein
3 min read
12
Aug
Jargon Junction: "Leverage"
A comedic cheat sheet for my kickass novel
3 min read
15
Apr
Powell’s War Journal: Fuck All These Motherfuckers!
Did I make these dumb motherfuckers vote for the dumbest motherfucker imaginable?
2 min read
04
Mar
A Day at DOGE
A more efficient future awaits
7 min read
06
Dec
Jargon Junction: Short Selling
Betting on failure
4 min read
16
Sep
Sad Boy Poetry
It's tough to be a man
2 min read
13
Sep
Fame vs. Fortune
Immortality exacts a heavy price
5 min read
13
Aug
The Lit Bro Chronicles
Cultural criticism too raw for the MSM
5 min read